officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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DO NOT

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vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

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nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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passific-rim-job:

passific-rim-job:

i’d be the worst PR-manager ever
my client would be like “there are rumours going around that i’m a gay satanist” and i’d be like “hahaha awesome”

oh hell no i see this post enough in my activity get off my dash

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nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

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wonderous-world:

The Gotham City by Suravee Suthikulpanit

wonderous-world:

The Gotham City by Suravee Suthikulpanit

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you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that.
something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)
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elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

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