harryandee:

reblog this every time

harryandee:

reblog this every time

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thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

thrashleydawn:

femintits:

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like

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benjpierce:

benjpierce:

i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair

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25

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i can put 25 ponytails in my hair

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dutterfly:

it’s a metaphor

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corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

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and i’d choose you.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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